Jom Belajar Cara2 Nak Buat Resume

Kadang2 gua pelik dengan manusia yang belajar tinggi melangit nih...., sampai ke luar negara perabis duit nak belajar, bila balik Malaysia nak mohon kerja, nak buat resume pun tak gheti.... adussssss.... parah wal punah macam ni wooooiiii....

Meh sini gua ajarkan cara2 buat resume, follow jer... contoh kat bawah nih... kompom tak payah interview...;

Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: Nokia 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City : Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

hahaha... itu pun susah ke...???