Lawak Punya Email... hahaha...

Lu orang pernah tak terima email macam nih... nyampah betul laaaa... dengan negro2 dari Afrika nih... kencing kuat beb....

HELLO & Greetings to you.

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly and you would never re-great this.

I am a female student from Burkina Faso University Teachings Hospitals (BUTH) Burkina Faso , Ouagadougou . My father died earlier eight months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years ago before his death. I was a princess to him and my mother is not literate enough to know my father's entire wealth.

Bla..bla..bla... dengan segala mak nenek punya ayat... nak kencing orang... hehehe...., lagi satu gua pun ada terima email macam kat atas tu.... tapi yang ini gua layan beb... dia minta gua tunggu dia kat Port Klang dan terus pi Putrajaya... dalam emailnya dia tulis...

HELLO & Greetings to you.

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my country, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly and you would never re-great this.

I am a lawyer from France. My name is William Bourdon and the reason I am coming to your country to visit my friend name Bijan Pinky Biebier. I've heard that he was a king in your country, which your town citizens titled him over 4 years ago after our close friends name Antutuya found dead tragicly in your country.

I am not sure with my journey to your country  is safe or not because I've been notifiying that your country was called as "the murder capital of the world" is that true...??? wallaweiiiii.... I' am scared mannnn...!!!!

However... please wait for my arrival at Port Klang on 20th July 2011 and I will be arrive by submarine.

Panjang lebar lagi email mamat nih beb..., so tunggu jelah dia datang... hahaha...

Nasib laaaaa....